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Wednesday, October 19, 2011

President's Teleprompters Stolen!

Ok, which one of you did this? The authorities are looking for the people who stole the President's stuff. You know the Secret Service and the local police must be really embarrassed. How hard is it to guard a truck full of the President's A/V equipment?
Sources said inside that vehicle was about $200,000 worth of sound equipment, several podiums and presidential seals, behind which only the President himself can stand.
I think the Secret Service should take a page out of my parents' playbook and say: "If you put it back, we won't be mad." However, I doubt they will do that. Someone is going to get either fired or assigned to writing parking tickets for the rest of their career.

Maybe the thieves will try to unload the stuff on the next episode of "Pawn Stars".

1 comment:

  1. the Barack Paradox- an older Christian gentleman tells me he has read the admonitions in the Bible to pray for our leadership....but that he has confessed to his fellow church members that he simply cannot pray for this president. Surely there must be an exception here. Seeing a brand new car yesterday with a brand new Obama 2012 sticker on it I must confess that the gorge threatened to overwhelm me.

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