Two Things I Like (But Not At The Same Time)

Shooting sporting clays and smoking cigars. I just can't figure out why this guy is so intent on doing them both at the same time. Here's the advice, straight from Permanent Press:

Step One: Shoot clays.

Step Two: Relax on front porch of lodge with cigar.

Rinse, lather, repeat. 

There are plenty of things that I like, but I don't try to do them at the same time. For instance, I don't drive fast and try to grill hamburgers at the same time.

[Via Insty]