From the Dept. of Bad Ideas

Which part of this sounds like a good idea?

Guy has a Flying Boat.  He then attempts to perform stunts. He doesn't have a license to operate this type of craft. Guy has been drinking.

How do you think this ends?

In other bad news, the Middle East still doesn't like us very much, and Connor Shaw's shoulder blade has a "crack" in it.

So, yeah. It's a Monday. Life is hard. Time to suck it up.