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Thursday, June 20, 2013

Stolen Valor: Cap'n Crunch

I don't know how many of you have been following the Cap'n Crunch story these days, but it's fairly controversial. Go read the whole thing, but here's what the US Navy has to say:
" 'You are correct that Cap'n Crunch appears to be wearing the rank of a U.S. Navy commander,' Lt. Cmdr. Sarah Flaherty, a U.S. Navy spokeswoman, tells Foreign Policy. 'Oddly, our personnel records do not show a "Cap'n Crunch" who currently serves or has served in the Navy.' "
Apparently, he's wearing the rank of a commander (the stripes on his sleeves) but is claiming the rank of Captain. Next thing we find out, Count Chocula will actually be a Baron.

Who is this guy really? And why are his eyebrows on his hat?

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