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Thursday, May 29, 2014

The Economy Contracted In First Quarter of 2014

Negative 1.0%

But according to CNN, it's not a big deal because...snow occurred this winter. And as we all know, snow has never, ever happened before in winter. It was a freak occurrence this time.

But according to CNN, we're totally poised for growth, y'all. Nothing like a negative GDP number to show how poised we are for growth, right?

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