President's Teleprompters Stolen!

Ok, which one of you did this? The authorities are looking for the people who stole the President's stuff. You know the Secret Service and the local police must be really embarrassed. How hard is it to guard a truck full of the President's A/V equipment?

Sources said inside that vehicle was about $200,000 worth of sound equipment, several podiums and presidential seals, behind which only the President himself can stand.

I think the Secret Service should take a page out of my parents' playbook and say: "If you put it back, we won't be mad." However, I doubt they will do that. Someone is going to get either fired or assigned to writing parking tickets for the rest of their career.

Maybe the thieves will try to unload the stuff on the next episode of "Pawn Stars".

A Twelve Gauge Shotgun Can be Useful...

...when an armed intruder shows up.

While the two scuffled, Boswell's grandson Mitchell grabbed a loaded .12-gauge shotgun from a nearby room and confronted the intruder, who then fled into the surrounding field and reportedly was still on the run.

Note to MSNBC.com staff writers: It's not a ".12" gauge. There's no decimal.
 
[H/T Alphecca.]