Disney and Human Nature

Happy Monday, y'all.

I can safely say that no actual turkeys were harmed in the making of this past weekend. So, if you were worried that I might have killed an innocent turkey, you can breathe easy. Oh, and for the record, they aren't as innocent as they look.

To start your week off right, here's a piece about what goes on behind the scenes at Disney-World and it pretty much covers everything you need to know human nature.

You really don't want to know what's inside these trunks.

I'll try to have some more newsy stuff up later today, depending on how the day goes.

Iran's Blue Submarine

The new Iranian submarine looks like it escaped from the "It's a Small World" ride at Disney World.

Optimal Siege Tactics for Cinderella's Castle

Here is your mission, should you choose to accept it: Take down Cinderella's Castle in Disney's Magic Kingdom. However, there is also another objective:

Secondary Objective: While in Fantasyland we will have the opportunity to take down the menace of all parents everywhere. The "It's a Small World" ride will be within our reach. Our secondary objective is to eliminate the ride with extreme prejudice. This isn't a capture mission like the castle, but one of complete annihilation. Expect heavy casualties as their adorable repetitiveness burns into your skulls like white phosphorous in the jungle. Our sacrifices will be great, but our suffering is in the name of protecting others.

It's surprisingly detailed. Read the whole thing for an interesting time-suck.

Prepare to Deploy to the TeaCup Ride!