Welcome to Saturday. You made it. I haven't done a news roundup in awhile, so it's about time:
Balloon guy turns back after 12 hours. According to the piece, it's due to a "technical issue". I think that "technically" crossing the Atlantic via helium balloons was a stupid idea.
Columbia City Council ignored the advice of their own lawyer in Bull Street Deal: The City's own lawyer stated he had an "ethical duty" to advise that the deal exposed the City to "significant legal and financial risks". Hey, what could that guy possibly know? He's just a lawyer, right? The City Council members can always just raise our taxes and solve the problem!
US and Russia announce an agreement on Syria: Russia has negotiated us into giving up the right to use force. UN sanctions will be the enforcement mechanism. I'm sure everything will work out just fine.
You see Elizabeth? These are fish. We go out on boats and use nets to catch them. We bring them back and pack them in ice and sell them. Its called working for a living. Maybe someday you will do the same.