Manti Te'o's Girlfriend

College football has the best offseason ever. The most inspirational story from one of the most storied programs in college football history has one of their most celebrated players at the center of a hoax.

Ok, first this is funny. It's like the Indiana version of "Weekend at Bernie's" or something. I don't know. All I know is that this is a ridiculous fact pattern. I have a hard time accepting ND's version of events.

As I said before, this is funny.

The Ten Commandments of College Football

Clay Travis is on the right track but I would remove #2 and substitute the following:

If you're a guy, and you come into a room or place where other guys are watching a football game on TV, you may ask what the score is. Thou shalt not ask who is playing.

Your man-card shall be revoked it you cannot tell who is playing in the football game simply by looking.

National Signing Day

College Football is a year-round sport in the South. While all the Yankees up north are watching hockey, and the Mid-Westerners are watching bouncey-hoops, the SEC is recruiting all the football talent. Today is the culmination of that effort: National Signing Day. All eyes now turn the fax machine in each Athletic Department's office, where signatures of high-school players are eagerly awaited.

Life of a Gamecock has full coverage of the Gamecock Football 2012 recruiting class, and EDSBS has their typical humorous slant. Enjoy.