The college football season is here. Our captain has turned on the seat-belt sign as we are on final approach to actual, meaningful football. A flight attendant will be making her way down the aisle to collect any baseball-related trash you may have accumulated during the summer.
Please remember to stow your tray tables, place your seat-backs in the upright and locked position, and discontinue the use of all electronic devices. We will be on the ground shortly. Thank you for flying off-season airlines.