Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Abortion Clinics are Now "Choice Providers"

I have some breaking news for all you wordsmiths out there. Abortion clinics are now to be referred to as "Choice Providers". Wow, talk about some Orwellian doublespeak.

Who would advocate for this wording? An abortion advocate?

Actually no. Good guess, though. Give up?

A television news anchor wants to rename abortion clinics as "choice providers". You know, the guy who's supposed to just present facts in an objective way?

Hey, maybe I'll name one of my pistols "Choice Provider".

Euphemism: the substitution of an agreeable or inoffensive expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant; also : the expression so substituted.

Since I like to come up with lists, and since we're renaming abortion clinics, I have a proposed list of some other names we could give to abortion clinics:
  1. Gosnell Chapels
  2. Murderholes
  3. Infanticide by Dismemberment 'R Us
  4. Kid Killers Express
  5.  Suction Centers
 I guess the problem is that there's really no way to put a happy face on killing a person. It's going to kind of be ugly. So I get why they don't want to talk about it.

h/t to the Zip.

Sinking of the USS Indianapolis

I intended to write about this on July 30 (yesterday). Yesterday was the actual date of the sinking of the USS Indianapolis after it successfully delivered the atomic bomb to Tinian.

It was one of the worst naval disasters in US Naval history.

At 14 minutes past midnight, on 30 July 1945, midway between Guam and Leyte Gulf, she was hit by two torpedoes out of six fired by the I-58, a Japanese submarine. The first blew away the bow, the second struck near midship on the starboard side adjacent to a fuel tank and a powder magazine. The resulting explosion split the ship to the keel, knocking out all electric power. Within minutes she went down rapidly by the bow, rolling to starboard. 
Can you imagine?
Of the 1,196 aboard, about 900 made it into the water in the twelve minutes before she sank. Few life rafts were released. Most survivors wore the standard kapok life jacket. Shark attacks began with sunrise of the first day and continued until the men were physically removed from the water, almost five days later.
The whole ship went down in only twelve minutes. That's real terror. And then you're in the ocean for five days. I can't begin to understand that kind of fear.

Here's how most people (myself included) first heard the story of the USS Indianapolis. Although it's not entirely inaccurate, it still remains one of the best scenes of the movie. 



God bless those men and all who served. I can't imagine a more hellish fate. I know that the attrition rate for infantry units was high in certain land battles, but when Navy ships go down, there aren't usually many survivors. I have a ton of respect for the men who go out to sea in defense of our nation.

Give me an M-1 rifle and a foxhole any day.

Farewell and adieu to ye fair Spanish ladies...

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

9/11 Museum Curator Wanted To Exclude This Photo

Because it's too "Rah-Rah America". Seriously.


Finally, a version of this picture was included against his wishes. I don't even have words for this curator's mindset. I do know that I won't be going to his museum.

Real Life Kevin Costner-esqe "Waterworld" People

Check out these pictures from Wired magazine of people who are (I guess) acting out the Waterworld lifestyle of living on junky boats. Here's a taste:


I guess that's cool and all, but I want to see what happens when the smokers attack them.

Monday, July 29, 2013

When You Carry - Mindset

On CWP, from Andrew Branca:
I’d say the biggest misconception is that if you’re carrying a gun you get to take shit from fewer people. The reality is exactly opposite. When you’re carrying a gun you have to take shit from everybody. Except, of course, the guy actually trying to kill you. You can shoot him. That’s the tradeoff. The gun gives you the practical means to end the life of anybody in your immediate vicinity. In exchange for that power it is your moral and legal responsibility to conduct yourself in such a way as to make that outcome as unlikely as possible. The last thing you want to do if you’re carrying is to be the one who even inadvertently escalates a non-deadly encounter to a deadly one. Confronting the drunk loudmouth who’s making a scene at the table next to you in a restaurant, for example, may be seen as a potentially very bad idea if you think a few steps down the line. Best to just let it go, and just go, leave. One of my primary tactical rules of self-defense is to vacate the area at the first sign of a red flag. Let the bad stuff go down while you’re safely somewhere else.
 Couldn't have said it better myself.

President Held Hostage By Environmentalists

Obama doesn't want to build the Keystone pipeline because he's an environmentalist. That's fine, I guess. Everyone's entitled to their preferences and priorities.

I guess that he's got global warming (oops, I mean climate change) as a higher priority than creating jobs. Just don't tell me that he's focused on creating jobs. Because he's not.

You know what his real focus is? He's focused on doing everything he can to get a Democrat controlled House next year, and pleasing the environmentalists is his way of shoring up his base. If he allows this pipeline to be built, they'll stay home on election day.



Here's the other thing. The President says that he doesn't want to build the pipeline because it will lead to carbon emissions. Fine, assuming arguendo that everything he says is true, and that carbon emissions will result from the pipeline, and that the world will die a fiery death because of the pipeline. So what?

Canada has a bunch of oil that they want to refine. Do you think if we say no, that they'll just stop? Maybe the Canadians will just build some more refineries in Canada. Also, you don't think the Chinese (or some other country) would be happy to refine the oil? The Canadians could just build a pipeline to British Columbia, and Chinese supertankers get the oil, take it over to China, and then refine it. The oil is going to get to market. That's a guarantee.  And the carbon emissions in the hypothetical that I've described are more than if we just send it down to Louisiana. The only question is whether the USA will be involved.

I just want the President who doesn't think many jobs will be created by this pipeline tell me about all the solar and wind jobs that he's created.

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Walking Dead Season 4 Trailer

Season 4 of The Walking Dead looks like it might be the best one yet, although I think they're starting to drastically diverge from the original graphic novels. The first episode will air on October 13. Here's the trailer:


I like that they got D'Angelo Barksdale from The Wire, and I'm glad they're finally starting to fortify the prison.

Hopefully, they won't waste time with having to "save" people who wander off. It looks like the main issue will be how long they can stay in the prison. Looks like they’re going to burn up a lot of screen time with “do we leave, or do we stay” discussions.

Thursday, July 25, 2013

How To Turn $2.16 Million into $0.84 Million

Phil Mickelson can show you how to do this really easily.

Step 1: Live in California.
Step 2: Play golf in Scotland.
Step 3: Win British Open
Step 4: Pay lots of taxes.

I owe how much in taxes?
Seriously, that's a boatload of taxes, and he ends up with $842,700 before paying his caddy! A couple of million bucks ain't what it used to be.

Try Some Puerto Rican BBQ

Our neighbors to the south call it "lechon". We call it BBQ.


It looks pretty good.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

New Proper Form Tackling - What Not to Do

EDSBS helps you out. As a good example of not leading with the crown of your head, I believe this form of tackling will also be disallowed:


Monday, July 22, 2013

Gov. Haley Tours FN Plant and Fires Guns

I took the same tour about a year ago, but they didn't let me fire anything. Also, FN came to a Columbia Rotary club meeting awhile back, and they put on a nice presentation. That was the one of the very few Rotary meetings I've ever been to.


It's really great that FN Manufacturing is located here in the midlands. It's clear that Governor Haley is doing good work in getting companies to come to SC. The demand for firearms right now has to be at an all-time high, and certain states (Colorado) seem ready to push gun companies out for political reasons.

Did you know that Connecticut based rifle manufacturer decided to relocate to SC? $20 Million in economic impact per year sounds pretty nice to me.

These are good, high-skilled, highly technical jobs, and because of the nature of the product, they're less likely to be outsourced to a foreign country. Looks like South Carolina isn't screwing everything up.

[h/t to @AndyShain for the video link]

Man Drinks $100k Worth of Whiskey

DRINKING THE GOOD STUFF. A Pennsylvania man will soon stand trial for raiding a secret stash of historic hooch, a100-proof-plus cache of pre-Prohibition whiskey valued by one expert at more than $100,000.

Friday, July 19, 2013

Detroit Is Bankrupt

Detroit filed for bankruptcy. Here's the filing if your interested. Maybe Obama can get the Olympics into Detroit for 2016. He's good at that kind of thing. Incidentally, I have a letter for the people who have been running Detroit for the last 50 years.


The grasshoppers should have been saving for winter.

Sincerely,

The Ants 

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Bull Street Developer Reveals Hints

The Greenville, SC based developer behind the Bull Street project has started revealing what the project will look like.
Bob Hughes - The man we are all counting on.
I'm not wild about a baseball stadium, but I'm cautiously optimistic about the project as a whole. This is the developer who is responsible for downtown Greenville being what it is today, as opposed to what it looked like in 1956.

If he can do something similar for Columbia, that would certainly be a welcome relief. What do you think?

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

NY In the 60's vs. SC in the 50's


For contrast, here's some photos of Greenville, SC in 1956. Yes, it's a few years earlier, but it might as well be a different planet.

I'm Sick - So Are Others

I wasn't feeling good yesterday, and now I feel really bad. In any event, I'm swiping this post from Brad's blog since I don't have the energy to do my own post.

I was going to say something about Jahar being on the cover of Rolling Stone, but he beat me to it. Why reinvent the wheel, right? Apparently, there is a "Free Jahar" movement, and it' mostly made up of women.


I guess there's the old stereotype of women who like a "bad boy" type, but does that really go all the way to terrorism?

Yes, he's a monster, but what dreamy eyes! /sigh

Maybe it's because he's in jail, and he's unattainable. Who knows? I kind of thought that stopped at the guy who cut class in high school, or the guy who was in a band rather than working in an office job. Either way, I don't think there's a male analog to this. I can't remember any attractive female criminals with a male following.

Then there's the whole other issue of Rolling Stone glorifying the guy. Terrorist as a rock/culture icon? That's pretty sick. I would expect this from some Al-Quaeda magazine that is trying to glorify his violence and recruit more terrorists, not Rolling Stone. Maybe they're trying to come up with a new, modern version of Che.  I hear he killed people and had soulful eyes as well.

It reminds me of the Tom Wolfe piece about "Radical Chic".

Whatever the reason, if you're part of the "Free Jahar" movement, you're stupid.

Monday, July 15, 2013

Zimmerman Verdict Reaction

The Zimmerman verdict came out late on Saturday, while I was doing important things like drinking bourbon on my porch.

Overall, I wasn't surprised that he was found not guilty. The State didn't have a very good case from the start, and the case presented reflected that. As a litigator, I have this thing about not losing. Accordingly, I would have never brought this case because I didn't consider it winnable on the evidence. In our criminal justice system, the benefit of the doubt goes to the defendant. That's what we had here.

In any event, feel free to put all your reactions in this thread. I probably won't do another post on this topic.

In more interesting news, SEC Media Days gets cranked up this week. Gird your loins.


Friday, July 12, 2013

Friday Happy Hour

I don't know about y'all, but this has been a hell of a week. I worked all day Saturday and Sunday leading up to this week to prepare for a trial on Monday. I had multiple hearings on every other day, so I'm pretty wiped out.

It's almost beer-o'clock, so don't come looking for any deep content from me. My legal advice is to enjoy your weekend.

I suggest grilling something while drinking something cold. A gin and tonic with a splash of Cheerwine? I'm game.

Enjoy your weekend.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Asiana Pilot Was "Blinded by the Light"

Or so he claims.

No word yet if go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe outside.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

SC Supreme Court Leaves Questions Unanswered

For all you lawgeeks, the Palmetto Financial Services Forum has a good breakdown of the Supreme Court's most recent decision regarding lenders who do not use lawyers to close mortgage loans.

City of Columbia Approves Bull Street Deal

The City Council took a vote, and by a 4-2 margin, the City is going to sign a certain contract with a developer and move forward with the Bull Street development.
The agreement commits the city to the $31 million in public aid for water and sewer lines, streets and other utilities and possibly an additional $40 million for two parking garages and the baseball stadium that would double as a concert and civic-function venue. The deal also saves from demolition five major buildings on the nearly 200 year-old state mental health facilities campus. But the agreement leaves most the remaining 40 without any protection.
I really hope this development works out. I think the City needs a baseball stadium about as much as it needs Sherman to ride through again, but that's just my opinion.

Hopefully, it works out. I thought it was interesting that Councilwoman Devine didn't vote because she had a "prior commitment". Could that be a possible way for her to have hedged her bet?

Read more here: http://www.thestate.com/2013/07/09/2854206/new-crowd-groans-as-attempt-to.html#storylink=cpy

Monday, July 8, 2013

Grilling: Charcoal or Gas?

Do you prefer to grill over charcoal or gas? I use propane for convenience, but when I have plenty of time, I use charcoal.

According to Wired, charcoal is better. You could read the whole article, or you could just read this summary:
Cooking over charcoal makes your food taste like bacon. Let me repeat that: blah blah charcoal blah blah BACON.
Bacon. Case closed.

Friday, July 5, 2013

Hard Work is a Disorder?

I hope everyone had a safe and happy Fourth of July. For those of you who are taking the day off, here are some links:
  1. The ACA law is being ignored. Call me crazy, but when Congress passes a law, I'm pretty sure that it has to be complied with. The President can't simply ignore part of it because he wants to. If that's the case, I would like for the President to temporarily "delay enforcement" of the NFA of 1934, so I can buy a machine gun.
  2. Would-Be Burglar in Oklahoma is hogtied by homeowner. Don't mess with folks in Oklahoma. My favorite part is the homeowner ties the burglar up, calls the police, and then leaves to go to work because he "doesn't have time" to deal with waiting for the police.
  3. Four Things Every Man Should Be Able to Do. Pretty low bar, if you ask me.
  4. Today in WWII. July 5, 1943, Germany launches their last major offensive in the East. (Pro-tip from Permanent Press: Never get involved in a land war in Asia.)
Today's post is brought to you by psychological disorders:

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Dallas

He was a great dog.


He was a great friend. I got him the summer I was studying for the bar, living just with him as a puppy. We howled at sirens together, prowled through the woods together, and spent lots of quality time just being together.

Dogs don't know evil, jealousy, or discontent. Dogs love us completely, as only a family member can.

Cancer took him tonight.

He will be missed.

Salute From the Shore - Saved by Volunteers

The 4th annual South Carolina tradition of the Salute from the Shore will go on this year despite the sequestration that has grounded all military flyovers. Andy Folsom explains on Fox News how some great volunteers have been able to pick up the slack and continue this wonderful event.

I actually think it will be even better with the vintage WWII aircraft. They'll go a little lower and slower (like good BBQ) so the folks on the beach will get a better look at the aircraft.

Thanks to all the volunteers who took part in making the Salute from the Shore a reality this year. Here's a list of some of the aircraft that you can expect to see. The C-47 will be really cool.

This C-47 took part in WWII. You can see it fly over the SC Coast on Thursday

Monday, July 1, 2013

Monday: Time to Focus

Welcome to July, y'all.

Just because there's a holiday in the middle of the week, that's no excuse to take your eye off the target the rest of the week.


I'll be working on a few targets of my own. Deposition, trial prep, that kind of stuff.

If you're looking to grill and watch things go bang, have fun. Also, if you've got some leftover pulled pork, here's a great recipe for getting rid of it...in the most delicious way possible.

Friday, June 28, 2013

Magpul's Final Act of Defiance

Happy Friday.

Back in March, when all the anti-gun hysteria was at a fever pitch, Colorado passed a law (PDF) banning the possession of magazines that hold more than 15 rounds. The law does have a grandfather clause that allows anyone who has such magazines to keep them. However, no new magazines with more than a 15 round capacity will be allowed after July 1.

It also just so happens that one of the larger firearm accessories manufacturers in the country is based in Colorado. They're leaving. Way to create a business-friendly environment, Colorado.

Coming soon to a state other than Colorado.
Anyway, that's not my point. This new magazine ban is about to go into effect. Specifically, it goes into effect on July 1, 2013, so new magazines with more than a 15 round capacity are about to become unavailable to residents of Colorado. What is Magpul about to do (before they relocate to another state)?

Magpul plans to give away 1,500 30-round ammunition magazines in Colorado on Saturday, just a couple days before the ban goes into effect. The magazines will be given away at a “Freedom Festival” on a first-come first-served basis. The event will be held at Infinity Park in Glendale, Colo., from 4-8 p.m., Magpul announced on its official Facebook page.

A number of gun control measures will go into effect July 1, including the magazine ban and expansive universal background checks. However, the law is not retroactive and allows gun owners to keep soon-to-be illegal high-capacity magazines if they were purchased legally before July 1. In other words, every gun owner who gets a free 30-round magazine from Magpul is covered.
I love it. Magpul is leaving, taking their jobs elsewhere, and on the way out, they're sticking a finger in the eye of all the Colorado ninnies who think banning magazines is going to accomplish anything productive.

I just have one question for the anti-gun folks in Colorado: Do you like apples?

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Let's Talk About Abortion

If you haven't noticed, Texas does things a little differently than other states. I referenced this in yesterday's humorous post. On a more serious note, Texas has also made the news recently with a bill that would ban abortions after 20 weeks. This bill was opposed by Texas Democrats, and notably, by a Texas Senator named Wendy Davis, who sparked a #StandWithWendy following on Twitter last night with her filibuster of the bill.

I know that people on both sides are very passionate about abortion, and that many people are very uncomfortable discussing the issue at all. It's not something dusty and dry like economic theory. We're not talking about tariffs and international trade. It's an intensely personal and moral issue that goes to the core of our being.

So, having said all that, I'm going to tee it up for discussion here, and if nothing else, put my thoughts out there on the Texas Bill and a 20 week rule. This is the internet - strong opinions come with the territory.

First of all, this is a tough world and people have to make tough choices at times, but what we are talking about here - an abortion after 20 weeks - is terminating a viable infant. I think there is a certain reasonable ground in which abortions can be performed, but that time is not very long. For instance, one of the big questions that are put to pro-life folks is What about the case of a woman who becomes pregnant through rape? Let's talk about that:

First, I'm fine with exceptions. I don't fall into either camp of: (a) abortions for all women, all the time, right up until the baby is born or (b) no abortions, ever. This issue isn't one that lends itself to either one of those solutions. So let's talk about a common exception that gets brought up: rape.

In the case of a woman who become pregnant through rape, I don't think that she is going to wait twenty weeks to make a decision about whether or not she wants an abortion. Why on earth would she wait that long? My guess is that she would make the decision as soon as she realized that she was pregnant, not four months later. No fact is going to change between week 4 and week 20. Basically, I think it's such an odd hypothetical as to not really merit much consideration. It's just a little too hypothetical and out of touch with reality for me. If you're raped, and get pregnant: have an abortion before week 20. Why?

For me, when I think of a 20 week old, I naturally think of what my child was like at 20 weeks. He had developed a head, lungs, all of his limbs, he had developed his sex, and distinct chambers of his heart. He was moving around. That's what you have at 20 weeks. It's not theoretical - it's a child. At 20 weeks, he was my child.

To me, the best evidence of how awful late-term abortion is the fog of language that we use to describe it. It's almost entirely euphemisms that minimize the act. To specifically and accurately describe what actually happens in a late term abortion is to condemn it.

Women have rights to control their body. But again, you can't take everything to the extreme. For instance, my rights end when I punch you in the face. I can't do that. With abortion, it's the same principle. People who advocate for late-term abortion are advocating destroying a viable human being. If your response to that is that you value the rights of a mother more than the rights of a late-term infant, my guess is that you're not a parent.

Anyway, I'm probably going to make some people mad with this post, but that's not my intention. I'm just putting my thoughts out there to get people thinking. By the way, random fact: the hard-right country of France has a 12 week window for abortions. So Texas is proposing to give women an addition 8 weeks longer than France does.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Things You See in Texas

I went to San Antonio, TX a few weeks ago. This is the kind of stuff you see down there. For realz.


Enjoy your stay.

SCOTUS Strikes Down Portion of the VRA

SCOTUS has just declared part of the VRA unconstitutional. Full text of the opinion is here (PDF). Here's the meat of the decision (in my humble opinion):
The Fifteenth Amendment commands that the right to vote shall not be denied or abridged on account of race or color, and it gives Congress the power to enforce that command. The Amendment is not designed to punish for the past; its purpose is to ensure a better future. See Rice v. Cayetano, 528 U. S. 495, 512 (2000) (“Consistent with the design of the Constitution, the [Fifteenth] Amendment is cast in fundamental terms, terms transcending the particular controversy which was the immediate impetus for its enactment.”). To serve that purpose, Congress—if it is to divide the States—must identify those jurisdictions to be singled out on a basis that makes sense in light of current conditions. It cannot rely simply on the past. We made that clear in Northwest Austin, and we make it clear again today.
Striking down an Act of Congress “is the gravest and most delicate duty that this Court is called on to perform.” Blodgett v. Holden, 275 U. S. 142, 148 (1927) (Holmes, J., concurring). We do not do so lightly. That is why, in 2009, we took care to avoid ruling on the constitutionality of the Voting Rights Act when asked to do so, and instead resolved the case then before us on statutory grounds. But in issuing that decision, we expressed our broader concerns about the constitutionality of the Act. Congress could have updated the coverage formula at that time, but did not do so. Its failure to act leaves us today with no choice but to declare §4(b) unconstitutional. The formula in that section can no longer be used as a basis for subjecting jurisdictions to preclearance.
Just counting noses, Chief Justice Roberts, wrote this opinion, joined by Thomas, Alito, Scalia, and Kennedy. Justice Ginsburg wrote a dissent, which was joined by Breyer, Sotomayor, and Kagan. So Kennedy is the swing vote yet again. History doesn't always repeat itself, but I'm told that it rhymes.

I think this means that until Congress updates the coverage formula, the preclearance requirement is void. Accordingly, if Congress wants to have a functioning VRA, they're going to have to update their numbers. Don't hold your breath for that to happen.

On a practical level, if you are a state that would be subject to the preclearance requirement of the VRA (like South Carolina) now would be the time to pass laws about voting - you don't have to ask permission from the Federal government. For instance, SC could have waited a little bit on the Voter ID law, and we wouldn't have had to deal with the feds poking their nose into it.

Global Warming In a Few Graphs

President Obama is going to give a speech today in which he will announce his intention to sidestep Congress and start enacting policies to combat global warming, oops I mean climate change. These policies will include limiting carbon dioxide emissions from existing power plants. Don't expect any specifics from the President though. He's just going to direct them to limit the carbon dioxide emissions.

Since our President is doing all this in an effort to combat global warming, oops I mean climate change, here are some graphs showing how the climate has been over the last few years. These aren't models with any assumptions - they're just factual graphs showing historical data. Check them all out, but here's my favorite graph:


The red line is the model that all this global warming hysteria is based on. That's what is being predicted. The green and blue lines reflect what is actually happening. Which would be nothing.

Which one of these is not like the other?

At some point the people who made the model need to look out the window and take note of what is actually going on around them in reality. I guess the environmentalists response to all this is: Shut up, they explained! The science is settled!

Monday, June 24, 2013

SC Supreme Court Race for Chief Justice

Chief Justice Jean Toal will have some competition for the top judicial post in South Carolina. The State newspaper is reporting that Associate Justice Costa Pleicones will toss his hat in the ring and run against Justice Toal.

I don't really have a dog in the race, since I'm just a humble little lawyer around these parts. I had heard that the Chief Justice was considering not running again, so I guess you can't believe everything you hear.  It will be interesting to see how this plays out, though.

EPA Sweeps Bogus Fracking Claims Under the Rug

In 2011, the EPA started making a big deal about a process called "fracking" which allowed gas and oil companies to extract more gas and oil from the ground than ever before. The claim was that fracking contaminated ground water, and should be immediately stopped.

Since 2011, the EPA has been unable to actually prove that claim because...well...it's a bogus claim. So, you would think that the EPA would issue a report saying that they have studied the issues and that they've found no connection.

At the time, Wyoming Gov. Matt Mead called the study "scientifically questionable," an opinion buttressed by the facts and the EPA's announcement on Thursday that it will not produce a final report or have outside experts review its claims of environmental harm. It told its story two years ago and is sticking to it. The story is bogus.
So instead of just admitting the facts and getting things cleared up, the EPA has decided to just end the investigation.

No final report, no peer-review, no nothing. The EPA is doing this because the report would directly and conclusively show that fracking has no effects on groundwater. And they can't have that kind of truth getting out there. They would have to admit being wrong. Our government can't admit facts.

Friday, June 21, 2013

Friday Happy Hour: 22 Reasons to Drink More Whiskey

Happy Friday. As if you needed a reason...

George Will Utterly Destroys Obama

You know George Will, right? He's that brainy little guy with the bow tie who really likes baseball. He seems like a harmless, geeky kind of guy who wouldn't be very dangerous, right?

Actually no. In his latest piece, he opens up a Costco-sized can of Whoopass on President Obama.
Obama’s vanity is a wonder of the world that never loses its power to astonish, but really: Is everyone in his orbit too lost in raptures of admiration to warn him against delivering a speech soggy with banalities and bromides in a city that remembers John Kennedy’s “Ich bin ein Berliner” and Ronald Reagan’s “Tear down this wall”? With German Chancellor Angela Merkel sitting nearby, Obama began his Berlin speech: “As I’ve said, Angela and I don’t exactly look like previous German and American leaders.” He has indeed said that, too, before, at least about himself. It was mildly amusing in Berlin in 2008, but hardly a Noel Coward-like witticism worth recycling.
Don't let the bow tie fool you, this man is armed and dangerous with his pen.

Dropping some knowledge on your ass

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Stolen Valor: Cap'n Crunch

I don't know how many of you have been following the Cap'n Crunch story these days, but it's fairly controversial. Go read the whole thing, but here's what the US Navy has to say:
" 'You are correct that Cap'n Crunch appears to be wearing the rank of a U.S. Navy commander,' Lt. Cmdr. Sarah Flaherty, a U.S. Navy spokeswoman, tells Foreign Policy. 'Oddly, our personnel records do not show a "Cap'n Crunch" who currently serves or has served in the Navy.' "
Apparently, he's wearing the rank of a commander (the stripes on his sleeves) but is claiming the rank of Captain. Next thing we find out, Count Chocula will actually be a Baron.

Who is this guy really? And why are his eyebrows on his hat?

Monday, June 17, 2013

Anti-Gun Woman Buys Gun - Gets No Training

Here's an interesting piece from an anti-gun woman who is conducting a weird sort of protest. She's open carrying a Glock around and is willfully ignorant of how to use it. I'm not really sure what her point is.
I told him I just bought a gun, had no clue how to use it. I asked him to make sure there were no bullets in the magazine or chamber. He took the magazine out and cleared the chamber. He assured me it was empty and showed me how to look. Then he told me how great the gun was and how he had one just like it. The cop thought I was an idiot and suggested I take a class. But up to that point I’d done nothing wrong, nothing illegal.
 Hey, there's no law against being stupid.

PROTIP from Permanent Press: If you don't even know how to check and see if your firearm is loaded or not - you should not be handling a gun, much less carrying it around with you.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Saturday Gear: A Man's Pocketknife

In our modern, high-tech world of iPhones, you don't see too many guys carrying pocketknives anymore. One of my first pocket knives was the ol' Swiss Amy that carried me through many years of Cub and Boy Scouting, surviving trips to Scout camp and Philmont.

College at W&L often saw me without a knife, which was probably for the best from a public safety standpoint, but I did carry a cheap folding gerber knife during most of law school, which was most useful during a my 3L year for opening rejection letters to big law firms that I applied to. (Except for one large law firm that merely sent me a postcard with a rejection message that basically amounted to "LOL").

A few years ago, I upgraded from the folding Gerber to a folding Benchmade.

My current pocketknife
This knife goes most places with me (where I am allowed to carry it) and people are typically astounded when a situation calls for a knife (splicing some rope, peeling an apple, cutting a package open, etc.) and I produce a knife from my pocket as if by magic.

To me, a knife is an old, trusted friend that is always reliable and will be there when I need it. My knife isn't as pristine as the picture above, but (as with old books that you read over and over, or your favorite pants that have paint on them and a few rips) wear and tear is the evidence of love. It's still sharp, though.

Our grandfathers carried pocketknives and handkerchiefs almost everywhere, almost everyday. I know times are different, and your iPhone is now indispensable, but your iPhone can't open an oyster or slice a lime.

If you don't carry a pocketknife, I encourage you to try it.

Friday, June 14, 2013

Friday News Roundup 6-14-13

Happy Friday.
  1. Howard's Rock has been vandalized. This is obviously an extremely juvenile act, and I hope whoever did this is caught and punished. It's fine to give opposing fans a good-natured taunt, but actually destroying property is stupid and cowardly. I put it in the same category as keying someone's car. It's not the act of a man.
  2. Mick Jagger is a Margaret Thatcher Fan. Not terribly surprising, given that it's widely known that he moved the Stones income out of Britain long ago to avoid the high taxes. He also works pretty damn hard. It's news only because most big celebrities are super-leftists.
  3. US Will Join Syrian War. I'm not sure about you, but arming the rebels who are linked with Al-Queda doesn't sound like a genius idea. The "No-Fly" zone is serious deal, and despite what anyone says, that's war. I'm not sure why we're doing this, as I don't see where our national interest is involved. Two groups who hate us are killing each other. I'm not really sure I even see a problem.
  4. South Carolina Moms Still Demanding Action on Guns. One of the interesting lines is that the piece claims there is a "gender gap" in gun regulation. Do women support stricter gun control than men? If so, why?
That's pretty much all I have. Enjoy your Father's Day weekend. This post brought to you by Father's Day, circa 1946.


Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Guys: Upgrade Your Sandals to Boatshoes

With a little inspiration from The Shop Tart, I'm going to try and throw out some cool "guy stuff" in the world of clothing and equipment every once in awhile. Don't get your hopes up too much, as she sets a pretty high bar in the world of clothing and all things glamorous. I'm a simple man. But I'll give it a run anyway.

For my first installment, it's now June. That means summertime heat, and parties on boats and at the beach and lake. Even though most guys opt for sandals when they want to go casual, you can upgrade from the sandal to the boatshoe. There's nothing wrong with that old pair of Reefs that you have. However, sometimes you need to take it to the next level.

The boatshoe is a staple of the southern man's southern closet. You need at least one pair. First, the boatshoe has the advantage of actually being a shoe. People aren't going to actually see your feet, and some guys could probably benefit from not putting their feet on display. Also, being a shoe, you have a little added foot protection, which is kind of the point of footwear anyway. To that end, you can go with a classic Sperry Top-Sider, or you can upgrade to a Gold Cup A/O (that stands for "Authentic Original) Sperry, which brings a little swagger to your shoe.

All you single gentlemen listen up: If you roll up to your next outdoor/lake party in these, you're definitely going to get some "nice shoes" comments from the ladies. That's my tip for you.
Men's Gold Cup A/O Boat Shoe
Now, these Sperrys are $150.00, so we're talking about a pretty expensive casual shoe. But let's be honest here; this shoe is about a thousand time cooler than the Reefs that you have. Yes, even the ones with the bottle opener on the bottom. For you Clemson fans out there, this Sperry also comes in an orange version for you.

If you're not here for the southern men's clothing and gear, don't worry, the political commentary, guns, and sports aren't going away, this is just something new I'm adding to the mix.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Are You Born With a Tolerance for Spicy Food?

Interesting piece here. As a person who loves spicy food, I can definitely say that I've almost always had this predisposition. Even as a toddler, I liked A1 steak sauce on my baby food.

According to Bryant, Mexican parents give their children packets of sugar mixed with red chili powder, which they eat straight up, in order to build their spice tolerance. “We assume that continued exposure at a young age causes nerve endings to die off,” Bryant says.
I'm pretty sure that red chili powder is hotter than A1, but maybe it's not a bad idea to start Permanent Press, Jr. on some spicier food to get his tolerance up. We'll see what Mrs. Permanent Press has to say about that, though. Just a few weeks ago, he ate some salsa right out of a cup.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Win or Go Home (Battle of the Carolinas)

UPDATED: 6/10/13 AT 5:11PM 
As is becoming my tradition, I go to most of the regular season games for the Carolina Gamecock baseball team, and I end up taking my vacation the first week of June, which means I miss the Regional and Super-Regionals. Fortunately, college baseball is starting to get more airtime on ESPN, Satellite Radio, and other national media which means I don't have to miss the action.

If you're looking for dramatic, hard-fought baseball games, the NCAA Baseball Tournament a/k/a the College World Series is the place to go. Even the lead up games (the Regionals and Super-Regionals) are exciting. Case in point: Game 3 of the South Carolina vs. North Carolina. Both teams have great winning traditions, and both teams are in a position tonight where they win (and go to Omaha) or they lose - and go home.

You can catch the action tonight on ESPN 2 at 7:00PM. UPDATE: The game has now been postponed until Tuesday.

Monday, June 3, 2013

San Antonio Vacation

The loyal readers may have noticed that I haven't had a recent entry. That's because I've been traveling down to San Antonio, Texas for vacation. Coincidentally, San Antonio is where I was born. Specifically, at Brooke Army Medical Center.


Yeah, there's a Lone Star on my birth certificate, and I was raised in South Carolina. So that kind of explains me. Basically, I hate to be to be told what to do, but I don't give up on things - especially if it's a lost cause. Not a bad trait in a lawyer.

Anyway, I've been taking time seeing the Alamo in detail and enjoying the plethora of breweries in the San Antonio area. There is a huge contingent of German immigrants who brought beer with them, so I'm enjoying a nice selection of local Texas-German beer along with an (occasional) margarita.

If you didn't know, Col. William Travis (of the Alamo) was a South Carolina boy. Here's his famous letter from the 1836 siege:


Commandancy of the The Alamo
Bejar, Feby. 24th. 1836
To the People of Texas & All Americans in the World—
Fellow Citizens & compatriots—
     I am besieged, by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna — I have sustained a continual Bombardment & cannonade for 24 hours & have not lost a man — The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion, otherwise, the garrison are to be put to the sword, if the fort is taken — I have answered the demand with a cannon shot, & our flag still waves proudly from the walls — I shall never surrender or retreat.  Then, I call on you in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & everything dear to the American character, to come to our aid, with all dispatch — The enemy is receiving reinforcements daily & will no doubt increase to three or four thousand in four or five days.  If this call is neglected, I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country — Victory or Death.
William Barrett Travis.
Lt.  Col. comdt.
P. S.  The Lord is on our side — When the enemy appeared in sight we had not three bushels of corn — We have since found in deserted houses 80 or 90 bushels and got into the walls 20 or 30 head of Beeves. -Travis

I got to see David (Davy) Crockett's rifles, Bowie's knives, and Travis' swords. What an amazing place. One of the most interesting monuments was the monument given by the Japanese before WWII. It's an amazing epic poem that a Japanese history scholar put together to honor the the Alamo. When you think of the Japanese culture of how surrender is dishonorable and how they preferred death over surrender, the Alamo is a classic Japanese battle where the Alamo defenders chose to die against overwhelming odds.

Also, I got to see this flag:
This is the flag that began the Texas war of independence.