Top 5 Bond Girls

Here's an important top 5 list for everyone, since some people think that Tiffany Case is the best bond girl. I can't let that kind of wrongness stand. She's not even in the top 10. So anyway, as part of my public service to everyone, here are the actual top 5 Bond girls.

1. Honey Rider: This first one isn't up for debate. First of all, there's no better scene than when she comes out of the ocean up on the beach and sees 007 watching her. Shes asks "What are you doing here? Looking for shells?" and Bond says, "No, I'm just looking." Enjoy just looking.

Ursula Andress as Honey Rider

2. Tatiana Romanova. The Russian KGB agent checks in at number two on the list. She's used as a pawn by SPECTRE, but Bond ultimately prevails and ends up with her in a gondola in Venice where Bond destroys the evidence that he's sleeping with her - to keep up foreign relations and all.

Daniela Bianchi as Tatiana Romanova

3. Pussy Galore. She's probably the toughest and most assertive of the Bond girls, as she's an accomplished pilot, and in her first meeting with 007, she tells him to "Turn off the charm" because she's immune to it. After a little roll in the hay (literally) it's all over for her. Probably the best name, but that's not the sole criteria. She also holds the distinction of being the oldest bond girl.

Honor Blackman as Pussy Galore

4. Sylvia Trench. Although some people would argue that she's not technically a bond girl, this is my list, so I get to do what I want. Get your own blog. She was originally intended to be 007's regular girlfriend in the film adaptations, but she was dropped after two movies. She holds the distinction of being the only "Bond Girl" to appear in multiple films. The scene where 007 hears noises in his apartment and opens the door gun in hand only to find Sylvia chipping golf balls in high heels and a dress shirt is classic Bond.

Eunice Gayson as Sylvia Trench

5. Xenia Onatop. She's an ex-Soviet Air Force villainess who crushes men to death between her thighs. Everyone except for 007 that is. That's enough to make the list.

Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatop

No, my list is probably not the same as yours. That's because I'm right and you're wrong.