Friday, December 6, 2013

To All the Other States: Bless Your Heart

You know how South Carolina is always at the bottom of the state rankings when it comes to things like poverty, education level, obesity, and other related bad things? 

Well, whenever someone tries to throw that in your face, you can let them know that South Carolina is the top of the class in politeness, among all fifty states. Maybe if the other states were as polite as South Carolina, things would be better here in America. You know, more civil?

That's right, South Carolina is the most polite place in the United Staes. Numero uno. So next time someone tells you that South Carolina is first in heart attacks or something, just politely tell them to shove it.

And can you guess which state ranked at the bottom in politeness? The rudest state in our nation? I'll give you a clue: Lots of people from this impolite state come to Hilton Head, South Carolina.



Bless Your Heart, Ohio.

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