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Fellas: bring it in, and take a knee.
Do not. I repeat, do not do this. No one wants to see you do this. There is no reason to ever wear a "short suit".
Apparently, Business Insider says these are "going mainstream". It seems that J. Crew, Asos, and Barneys are pushing this horrible idea. According to J. Crew's description you're "almost guaranteed to win the battle for best-dressed at nearly every summer occasion."
Look, the only thing you're "almost guaranteed" is that you're almost guaranteed that you'll never procreate with a woman if you wear this.
Don't give me: But Bryan, it's hot outside...Suck it up. You're a man. Wear pants like a man. If you have to wear a suit in the summer someplace hot like Columbia, wear it like a man. Wear some linen, wear some seersucker, wear any lightweight fabric you like, but for goodness sake - wear some damn pants.
Holy Crap! Does a Beanie with a propeller on top come with one of those?
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Deletehahahahahaha - I cannot stop laughing at this post! AGREED- even from a so-called fashionista New Yorker. Put some pants on!
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