All ye' salty sea-dogs know that today be the Talk like a Pirate Day. A time
o' merry drinkin' an' shoutin accordin' to yer true plunderin' nature. Pour out a' jug o' grog (recipe) an' peruse how the blessed day started. Flaunt yer
jargon an learn up on yer' pirate facts 'n myths (fact-checkin'). Fancy yerself up
wit' ideas fer a scurvy pirate costume. Finally, sit yerself down to watch ol' Chumbucket and Cap'n
Slappy teach ye lubber'n arse the basics of talkin' like a scurvy dog
(It's a good thing I don't have Court today.)
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