Assault Clip: Any device used to feed ammunition to a firearm with a capacity of greater than one round. These should be banned.
Automatic Weapon: Anything that uses an assault clip, these should be banned.
Semi-Automatic Weapon: Scary-sounding because it is probably the equivalent of "Automatic Weapon" since it also contains the word "automatic". Use this word as much as possible with no explanation in order to scare people.
Common Sense: Any law or regulation that will infringe on the Second Amendment.
Cop-Killer Bullet: Any bullet.
Extreme: Any position on gun laws that is to the right of Fidel Castro.
Gun: An inanimate object that nonetheless has free will and moral agency.
Gun Show: A small, sovereign area wherein the laws of the United States do not apply.
Handgun: The cause of all violent crime; this gun has no legitimate purpose and should be banned.
High Powered: Any cartridge of any caliber that can be fired by an assault rifle.
Machine Gun: Guns meant to be shot full auto from the hip to kill lots of people.
Sniper Rifle: Any long-arm that is not an assault rifle. These should be banned.
(h/t The Truth About Guns)
For bonus points, identify the model of this rifle:
M1 Garand Rifle with 8-round en-block clip and M1 bayonet. You ready to get one? May not be very many more since the potus won't allow them to come back to the US.
ReplyDeleteHopefully, Santa will bring me one for Christmas. Looks like I'm going to have to increase the degree of difficulty on the questions.
ReplyDeleteIn the spirit of the preceding definitions, I say it's an AK-47.
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