Obama to Address Nation at 9:00PM Tonight

The President will address the nation on television tonight to present a major, breaking news update reiterate the same old stuff he's been saying for weeks. Apparently, the beatings TV speeches will continue until morale improves a deal is reached.

At this point, I'm hoping for a debt ceiling deal just so the President doesn't feel the need to go on TV every day. Therefore, to spice it up a little, drink if when you hear the following:

corporate jets/corporate jet owners

millionaires and billionaires

fair share

shared sacrifice

false choice

balanced approach

let me be clear

Add any others you feel appropriate.