If South Carolina's running back doesn't capture the Heisman, it may be because his standout teammate, WR Alshon Jeffery, steals votes.
So the biggest threat to Lattimore winning the Heisman is his teammate? That's delicious, please go on...
In all likelihood, this will be Jeffery's final campaign with the 'Cocks, and if he can match last season's totals of 88 catches for 1,517 yards and nine touchdowns, Kiffin will look like an even bigger fool than he does now (if that's possible).
No, that's not possible. When you look up "fool" in the dictionary, you see a picture of Kiffin.
The scariest thing about this Gamecocks team is that its most talented player has yet to appear in a single collegiate game. The nation's top recruit, defensive end Jadeveon Clowney, is a 6-6 cyborg whose high school highlight reel is so spectacular that it must have been altered by the special effects team from Transformers.
Point of order: We've done some checking here at Permanent Press, and Clowney is not a cyborg. In actuality, he is a Grizzly Bear that wears football pads.
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